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ale-stuffs:


#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.
  #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him  
#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY


#spoilers: the stripper is loki


SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E




artist here (x)

ale-stuffs:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E

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lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

  • Conrad Verner: I might be able to help you with... whatever you're doing now that isn't Cerberus.
  • Shepard: Conrad, I'm building an ancient, Prothean, dark-energy device to stop the Reapers. Can you help with that?
  • Conrad Verner: Well, I did write my doctoral dissertation on xenotechnology and dark energy integration.
  • Shepard: .. Really?
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"A lot of boys in my poker circle are mathematicians who play on probability. I don’t have that kind of brain, so I rely on instinct. But I recently found out that poker and cards in general go way back in my family gene pool."

Do not worry, Shepard. I only forget to recycle the Normandy’s oxygen when I’ve discovered something truly interesting…that was a joke.

regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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