Randomly yell your House’s words in the middle of sex.
Anonymous asked: Why do you hate ulfric stormcloak so much? He's just fighting to preserve the traditions and religion of his people. The Imperials are trying to take away the nords way of living. If i was ulfric, I would rebel too. At least the stormcloaks are fighting for what they believe in. The imperials just fight for power.
there is literally nothing i enjoy more than making people laugh
making people have orgasm is also pretty great
Interspecies Lesbian Couple
Only on Doctor Who
This post is so glorious I dont even
the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:
"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"
Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”
Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road