Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
well, stripper were the ones who created for one thing. IT IS an art and IT IS sexual, they created to be sexual.
i assume every post with stories of little kids approaching people and saying cute/smart shit are fake
this will never not be funny.
i can’t actually breathe
It looks pissed
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing
- *Templars come in*
- Inqusitor: Who's that?!
- Hawke: They don't like me
- *Mages show up*
- Iqusitor: Who's that?!
- Hawke: They don't like me either.
- *Qunari come in too*
- Inquisitor: WHO IS THAT!?
- Hawke: LETS JUST ASSUME FOR THE MOMENT EVERYONE IN HERE DOESNT LIKE ME
I was watching The Incredible Hulk cartoon from the 90’s, and in one of the episodes She-Hulk chases on foot after a stolen sports car. My brain suggested this. I liked the suggestion.